Applejack: As long it's not one of those sad ones with a decivily happy tune.

Pinkie Pie: When you're rife with devastation

There's a simple explanation:

You're a toymaker's creation

Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it

Know that we must be resilient

We won't let them break our spirits

As we sing this silly song

When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city

So they shipped me off to the orphanage.

Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"

So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals

Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song

When you've bungled all your bangles

And your loved ones have been mangled

Applejack: Ahh! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Rainbow Dash: *closes Pinkie's mouth*

Pinkie Pie: *muffled* Listen to the jingle jangle

Of my gypsy tambourine

Rainbow Dash: She won't shut up unless you come back with us!

Applejack: I can't!

Pinkie Pie: *normally* 'Cause these chords are hypnotizing

And the whole world's harmonizing

Applejack: Alright! Just stop that!

So please children stop your crying

And just sing along with me!

Applejack: Please!


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